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Welcome to the Brand Bitchfest, the ultimate 15-minute deep dive for the unapologetic brand owner who’s ready to face the brutal truth ; the good, the bad AND the ugly about your brand or website.

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WHY BOOK AND BITCH?

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LACK OF CONFIDENCE

If you’re feeling unsure or embarrassed about your brand, marketing materials, or website, it might be time for a reassessment. When you lack confidence in how you present your product or service, your target audience is likely to feel the same way.

NO BRAND SYSTEM

If you’re asking, “What’s a brand system?” it might be time to consult with an expert. A brand system, or branding kit, ensures flexibility and consistency in your marketing materials.

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INCONSISTENCY

Struggling with next steps or selling yourself effectively? If you’re casting a wide net without clear goals or a defined target audience, this audit is for you. A scattered approach and inconsistent messaging can lead to missed connections. Focusing your efforts will help you connect with the right people and make a stronger impact.

SLOW MOVEMENT

If your business growth is plateauing, your brand and website might be the issue. Key online tools like SEO and accessibility are crucial for boosting your visibility in search results and ensuring legibility. Additionally, effective branding practices—such as proper colour contrast, text sizing, and colour theory—play a significant role in connecting with potential clients.

What you’ll get when you book

A no-nonsense evaluation of your brand from an expert in graphic design and strategic marketing.

Open question & answer Format

Throughout our conversation you will have the opportunity to clarify any of our feedback and advice and ask any questions around your business or goals.

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Strategic suggestions and specific call-outs

Based on the type of audit booked in we will prepare a short and to the point presentation deck on improvements that should be made to your brand or website.

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Recommendations for packages

Lastly, if it makes sense with your current goals, website and brand status we will recommend ways in which we can help which may include a brand or website package.